A-Trak ft GTA - Landline (Jack Beats Remix)
So powerful this synced my menstrual cycle with the pope. Emotional, meaningful and full of meaning and if you think I’m talking about the wrong song YOU’D be fucking correct wouldn’t you, this one’s still pretty good though..
Kastle - Red Light ft. Ayah Marar
Miami sunset, cocktails with over-adventurous names and girls to drink them wearing as little clothes as legally possible before it becomes a Hugh Hefner crime scene. Kastle’s new track puts your mind in a summer-time coma, sipping on vodka as the bass tickles your feet while you float aimlessly across the infinity pool.. You might as-well imagine it for a second, it’s the closest you GOONS will ever get to it, me included.
Russ Chimes - Turn Me Out
SIR RUSS CHIMES IS BACK YO! Draped in class and oozing that sexy disco/funky sound we’ve been foaming at the mouth for since he left us with ‘Back to You’ in 2012. This time firing on Columbia Records and armed with nothing but his FUCKING slick Ray-bans, its a typically casual entrance to the year for this smooth GEEZA but momentous all the same.
Birdy Nam Nam - Defiant Order
It’s like ‘Drive’ except with motorized bicycles.. and more dialogue.
DJ Snake - Together
Grammy nominated DJ snake’s ‘Together’ is one half of their first double A-Side release, a couple of songs that deserve a whole lot more than a miniature golden doll. ‘Together’ is a inconspicuous melee of trap and hard-style with sounds that may paint a picture of fingering a doner kebab on Blackpool pier, just me? If that description hasn’t moistened your decrepit lips it’s smooth transition from heavy synths to deep bass and electronic lasers will have you feeling like you’ve wagered war with Buzz FUCKING Light-year! I’ll let you CHUMPS make your mind up, I’m dizzy.
Hysteria Radio - Bingo Players February 2013 Mix
I’d be lying to you if I said this MONSTER MIX didn’t appeal to the young festival goer that still lives inside of me; with his straw hat, mud-clad wellies and heightened sense of ecstasy, this mix definitely wanted him to break free and dance like everyone’s watching.. It felt FUCKING incredible. A little teaser from the best bingo players since your Grandma packed up and died, this hour long set first played on that pokey little Hysteria radio is a sure sign that FESTIVAL season is fast approaching! Sonic HARD HITTERS like Depeche Mode and Laidback Luke give this post enough credentials to be sure fire party-starter. Set list is around here somewhere; I’ve even starred my favourites for you MELTS.
1. Dimitry Vegas & Like Mike - Wakanda
2. Laidback Luke - Pogo
3. TJR vs Foreigner - Cold As Oi (Bingo Players Mashup)*
4. W&W and Ummet Ozcan - The Code
5. Moti - Krack
6. Arno Cost - Head Up
7. Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence (Tom Staar and Kryder Remix)*
8. Quintino and Ralvero - Jackpot
9. Shermanology & R3hab - Living 4 The City (Plastik Funk Remix)*
10. Dannic - Clobber
11. Rune RK ft Andreas Moe - Power Of You And Me (Teacup) (Sebastien Drums Remix)
12. Bassjackers and Dyro - Grid
13. Carnage and Borgore - Incredible*
Paris Blohm (ft. Angel Taylor) - Presence
Every BIG ROOM progressive house anthem appeals to everyone’s emotions differently, some take the optimism route, hands flung in the air claiming they’ve had an epiphany. Others tend to take the melancholic route, sobbing tears with a higher alcoholic content than special brew into their watered down cranberry vodkas. This track released by LA geezer Paris Blohm is intended to sit smack FUCKING bang in the middle of the two. Released in memory of his late sister, this well produced track is a tribute filled with emotion and soul giving it an extra personal feel that sets it apart from any other dance-floor filler. Take a minute PEEEPPS!
A message from Blohm himself:
“My sister, Chloe Blohm, passed away in 2011. She inspired hundereds of people with her art, and her uplifting and loving personality even while facing her crippling disease, muscular distrophy. This song is dedicated to her because her ‘presence’ is still here, pushing me and the ones who had pleasure knowing her. She did more than most able bodied people ever even thought of doing. She leaves on the light, when the world goes dark. This song is a tribute to her.”